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A former tour manager for a number of punishing hair metal acts including Stryper, Van Halen (not Van Hagar), and Winger. After nearly two decades of organizing tours for dried-out drug-addled crybabies, I've made a career transition to digital project management.

I don’t get to travel as much, but the clients seem easier. And I no longer have to negotiate with venues to provide ridiculous requests like shaved ponies and bags of fermented bat blood.

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